What should I write if I'm really, really, really lazy? ...... And on top of that programmer? It's quite difficult to describe myself.
I can just say, that I really love learning new things. Writing the best and cleanest code which I can imagine and refactoring old code. And it's really funny to see, how big noob I was eight years ago.... two years ago.... year ago..... month ago.... and well.. many times even yesterday.
But really, programming is like magic and I always wanted to hear "You're a wizard David".